I hate creepy crawlies.
HATE them.
Spiders.
Ticks.
Beetles.
June Bugs
You name it.
SICK NASTY.
Thomas says I'm ridiculous.
Says I'm paranoid.
But here's the thing: I have a [legit] reason to hate creepy crawlies.
It's not like this was a fear that was born over night.
It's not irrational.
I've had {horrible} experiences with these nasty guys.
So naturally, I hate them.
For example, I'm going to share a story with you.
I was very tired at work today.
"Why?" you ask?
Because I woke up at 4:30am and never went back to sleep.
You know these guys:
Yeah, well I had a bad experience with them last night...
I'm all asleep, dreaming about playing Volleyball at Hogwarts with Gryfindors against Slytherins, taking Malfoys taunts, when all of a sudden I wake up.
And I feel something tickling my side.
So I reach down to scratch it...
...and instead I feel something scuttling along my side, and I assume it's a spider.
I kick and scream and scratch up that thing with my fingers and of course wake up my husband...
Thomas just "Shh"'s me, rubbing my arm, saying, "Go back to sleep, you're okay..."
He thought I was having a bad dream.
Meanwhile, I'm crying (literally) and I turn on my bedside light to find this spider that was crawling on me.
At this point, Thomas says, "Katie, you're being paranoid", still thinking I was dreaming about something on me.
Meanwhile, I'm crying (literally) and I turn on my bedside light to find this spider that was crawling on me.
At this point, Thomas says, "Katie, you're being paranoid", still thinking I was dreaming about something on me.
But I HAD to find the spider and make sure it was dead and out of my bed because I was NOT going to sleep not knowing where it went.
Well, good thing I looked, because laying right next to me was a dead one of these disgusting things.
Thomas believed me.
I cried harder.
And never fell back asleep...
Hey, like I said, this fear is legit.
It's not the first time I've woken to something crawling on me...
There was the time my fourth year at River Falls, sleeping in the HM apartment, when I woke to a tickle on my neck and a spider being the source...
Then there was the time I went to my mom in the middle of the night complaining of a buzzing in my ear.
She told me to go back to bed, it would go away.
When I woke up the next morning, we found a tick had drilled itself into my ear and was sucking away at my blood...
Then there was the time I was playing in a softball game, standing at first base, putting my hair into a ponytail while waiting for the inning to start, and my fingers discovered a spiny, stickly, gray spider in my hair and I screamed and freaked out in front of everyone...
And there was the time when I got outta the shower, and had nearly completed drying myself off, when I noticed a fat black spider scuttling across my towel that I had just rubbed all over my body...I screamed, threw the towel down, and ran butt naked outta the bathroom...
Then there was the time I got into the shower when I neither had my contacts in or my glasses on...remember now, I'm as blind as a bat, and I noticed this little black bob moving around the floor of the tub, so I bent down to see what it was...and it wasn't until it was barely touching my nose that I realized it was a spider trying to escape the water...and if I could see that from 5 feet up, without my glasses, you know it was a big spider...
Then there was the time we were swimming at my aunt's house.
And somehow, some FREAKING way, a bee flew into my swimsuit bottoms.
I'm freaking out, crying, that there's something biting and stinging my butt, so my mom grabs my bottoms and pulls 'em down in front of everyone. Brilliant...
Like I said, I have reason to hate those dang creepy crawlies...